Joke 7: Blinfolded dinosaur

7. Question: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a blindfold?

 

 

Answer:
 

Do-you-think-he-saw-us!

 

Lots of dinosaur names end in 'saurus,' which sounds the same as 'saw us' in English! 



 

 From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Joke 6: Spider on the computer

5. Question: What was the spider doing on the computer?

 Answer:

He was searching the web!

       

Spiders make webs, like the one you can see on the computer in the picture. The word 'web' is also used to describe the internet or World Wide Web (www).

 

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Joke 5: Sleeping dragons

5. Question: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
 

 

Answer:

So they can fight knights!
 

 

A long time ago, knights were men who wore metal clothes and rode horses. 'Knight' has a silent 'k' so sounds the same at 'night'.

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From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Joke 4: The ocean and the wave

4. Question: What did the ocean say to the penguin?

Answer:

Nothing, it just waved!

The word 'wave' has two meanings in English.
Wave (noun) is the shape water makes in the sea.
Wave (verb) is the action of saying hello or goodbye with your hand.

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org