Joke 3: A snake's favourite lesson

3. Question:
What's a snake's favourite subject at school?

 

Answer: 

 

Hissssstory!

 

Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.

 

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Jokes 2: Skeleton Party

2. Question:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? 



Answer: 

Answer: He had no body to go with!

No body = he doesn't have a body
Nobody = no one 
The poor skeleton had no one to go to the party with!

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

 

Joke 1: Fish at night

1. Question:

What fish  only swims at night?

 

Answer:

 A starfish!

Stars come out at night.

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org