Joke 8: Giraffes with long necks

8. Question: Why have giraffes got long necks?

 



 

 

Answer: 

Because their feet smell!
 

If you have a long neck, it means your nose is a long way from your feet!

 

 From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Joke 7: Blinfolded dinosaur

7. Question: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a blindfold?

 

 

Answer:
 

Do-you-think-he-saw-us!

 

Lots of dinosaur names end in 'saurus,' which sounds the same as 'saw us' in English! 



 

 From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Joke 6: Spider on the computer

5. Question: What was the spider doing on the computer?

 Answer:

He was searching the web!

       

Spiders make webs, like the one you can see on the computer in the picture. The word 'web' is also used to describe the internet or World Wide Web (www).

 

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Joke 5: Sleeping dragons

5. Question: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
 

 

Answer:

So they can fight knights!
 

 

A long time ago, knights were men who wore metal clothes and rode horses. 'Knight' has a silent 'k' so sounds the same at 'night'.

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From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Joke 4: The ocean and the wave

4. Question: What did the ocean say to the penguin?

Answer:

Nothing, it just waved!

The word 'wave' has two meanings in English.
Wave (noun) is the shape water makes in the sea.
Wave (verb) is the action of saying hello or goodbye with your hand.

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

 





Joke 3: A snake's favourite lesson

3. Question:
What's a snake's favourite subject at school?

 

Answer: 

 

Hissssstory!

 

Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.

 

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

Jokes 2: Skeleton Party

2. Question:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? 



Answer: 

Answer: He had no body to go with!

No body = he doesn't have a body
Nobody = no one 
The poor skeleton had no one to go to the party with!

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org

 

Joke 1: Fish at night

1. Question:

What fish  only swims at night?

 

Answer:

 A starfish!

Stars come out at night.

From: http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org